Friday on Glee Season 6 Episode 4, Sue continued her meddling in hilarious fashion, while Rachel tries to make a deal in order to improve her squad's chances.
When Glee Season 6 Episode 4 gets underway, Sue begins with a truce lunch with Will, which she then abandons as he leaves a plastic fork behind.
That's all it took to send Sylvester into a rage, vowing to take him and his "bizarre psychosexual obsession with that glee club" down once and for all.
As always, Sue's rants are the single best parts of the show, or at least the funniest, as the loyal fans who still watch Glee online don't need a reminder.
Sue’s revenge plan is as follows: RUIN Will, BREAK Rachel’s heart, and REUNITE Kurt and Blaine. We don't really get it either, but it's where we are.
The Rachel portion of the sinister Sylvester plot involves a glee club Invitational Sue organized for the sole purpose of destroying the New Directions.
Concerned that Vocal Adrenaline will own them, Rachel asks Will to dial it back a bit, and he agrees. Hey, you don't want the competition to be too hard!
Blaine asks Kurt and Rachel if Invitationals might discourage their kids, too, which is a tad ridiculous since we're talking about Glee club, but whatever.
Sue also wants Sam to seduce and destroy Rachel, which means he and Rachel decide to take piano lessons from Blaine, which was actually kind of cute.
Sure, it was due to Sue's hypnotism, but what are you gonna do. Still kind of cute. When Rachel asks him out, he’s still hung up on Mercedes of course.
And that's the state of affairs in “The Hurt Locker, Part One.” Follow the links above to watch it for yourself, we can't really do justice to it in this space.
We also couldn't explain it so that it makes any sense if we had 10 times the space, so take that under advisement when you sit down to watch this.