Monday on Bravo’s Vanderpump Rules Season 3 Episode 3, we saw Lisa and her cast of characters preparing for the grand opening of her bar venture.
Who’s PUMPed up for that?! (See what we did there?!)
Naturally, this meant lots of budget and schedule analysis on Vanderpump Rules Season 3 Episode 3, and also plenty of work to be done for all involved.
So who got closure? And who got kicked to the curb?
After getting fired by Lisa Vanderpump last week, someone either doesn’t know what “fired” means, or he was too busy taking Beamer selfies that he forgot.
James Kennedy, everyone. What a douche.
The British thorn in Tom Sandoval’s side actually showed up ready for work SUR, where Lisa had just terminated him after his epic fight with Tom.
Peter did the honors a second time here.
However, will the third time be the charm? After penning a heartfelt letter to Lisa, James Kennedy was REINSTATED as SUR’s most famous busser!
How could she really fire the guy after he brings so much to the table (see what we did there?!) when you watch Vanderpump Rules online these days?
Exactly. It’s just business, dahling.
Meanwhile, Stassi was amped up for the opening of PUMP, and Jax was stoked to have her back on the L.A. scene. Scheana Marie, on the other hand?
Far from thrilled.
It wasn’t long, in fact, before Scheana confronted Stassi about her wedding, telling Stassi she acts like she’s better than everyone, and then storming off.
So well rehearsed and convincing, Scheana. It’s a wonder that acting career hasn’t taken off by now, although she’s doing quite well here on Bravo.
Finally, we have Kristen Doute and Tom Sandoval, who broke up months ago but are clearly obsessed with each other, at least if you ask the other one.
“Tom needs to get out of my life,” Kristen says at one point, in between talking about Tom, chatting up his alleged paramours and talking about Tom some more.
After she texts him to plan an exchange of their stuff, she headed over to their old place – where Tom now lives with Ariana – and then became a mess.
Kristen cried, said she’s so happy, stated that they all don’t have to “like each other,” told Ariana she doesn’t hate her, then cried more and got closure.
At first, Tom hesitated to relinquish the cable box, but when she said this would always keep them connected, he gave it up like Scheana Marie to Eddie Cibrian.
Kristen, of course, having just achieved catharsis and excited to move on, said that even when she’s married with kids, she will likely think about Tom.