Twisty the Clown is dead. Dora the Main is no more.
But the killing did not come to an end on American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 5 because… come on. Did you really think it would?
Maggie was torn this week. Yes, she agreed to help Stanley kill the Freaks and sell their remains to the American Morbidity Museum. But she also really likes Jimmy. So she warned him, via palm reading, that he should depart before a liar arrives and ruins everything.
You can do anything you want with your life, Maggie told Jimmy. Except kiss her, apparently, as she backed away from the attempt and left him feeling stupid.
Stanley, meanwhile, continued to try and pass himself off as a Hollywood mogul named Richard Spencer. And Elsa eventually agreed to star on a TV Show after the crowd pelted her with popcorn during a rendition of “Life on Mars.”
Stanley also tried to get the twins to eat some poisoned cupcakes, but they refused.
Elsewhere… Gloria was horrified (in hilarious fashion) to find Dora’s body, sending Dandy to his room for an entire day as punishment.
Later, the Motts got rid of Dora in a flowerbed, as Gloria defended Dandy by saying his homicidal tendencies aren’t his fault because his father possessed them also.
She referred to them as "an affliction of the extremely affluent" due to all the inbreeding that took place to ensure their money remained in the family. Gross.
As for Dell and Desiree? The former no-showed a performance, causing Jimmy to barge into his trailer and find a drunk Desiree there. The two started to hook up, but Jimmy quickly noticed Desiree was bleeding from her private area.
The doctor informed her she’s all woman (her penis is an enlarged clitoris); that she had a miscarriage; and that she could have a baby at all.
During this storyline Dell was at a local gay bar, telling some hustler (played by Matt Bomer) that he’d leave his wife for him.
When he returned him, the two had it out, with Desiree telling Dell she is gonna “get me a normal life” by having her “dingaling” removed and moving on… without him.
But Dell responded by threatening the doctor’s family if he performed this procedure.
Dandy ended up finding Andy at the gay bar, bringing him back to Twisty’s bus and making him choke on his own blood.
The next morning, Dandy surprised his mom by hanging out in his underwear, covered in blood. But Gloria was distracted by a call she had received from Dora’s daughter (Gabourey Sidibe), who asked why her mom didn’t call that week for a chat. Awkward!
Finally, Elsa lied to the Tattlers, telling them she was taking them to a seamstress in town. But she went to the Motts’ residence instead and offered the twins to Gloria. In exchange for Dandy!
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