Over the summer, Orlando Bloom tried to punch Justin Bieber, making him an almost-hero to the entire world.
The lame altercation was reportedly the result of Bieber flirting with Miranda Kerr, to whom Bloom was married for three years.
But whether or not Bieber got it in with Bloom's baby mama it seems Orlando is now having the last laugh, as he's traded in Australia's hottest export for...Australia's other hottest export?
No, we're not talking about Crocodile Dundee-style cargo vests. We're talking about Margot Robbie - the smoking hot 24-year-old Aussie actress who played Leonardo DiCaprio's wife in The Wolf of Wall St.
If you've seen the flick, you know Margot may have been the best part of the movie - other than the part where Jonah Hill whips out his prosthetic dong in the middle of a party, or the scene with Matthew McConaughey's motivational techniques....
Okay, so there's a lot of great stuff in that movie, the point is - Orlando saw what he wanted and he's apparently been going after Margot relentlessly ever since.
They reportedly hooked up at the Golden Globes back in January (around the same time that rumors of a Robbie-Will Smith affair first surfaced), and Orly's been trying to get Margot to make it official ever since.
"Orlando's been bombarding her flirty text messages and phone calls," says a source close to the actress. "he's turning on the charm and practically begging her."
Don't scare her off, Bloomsy! You had the chance to do the most awesome thing in the world, but you missed Bieber's face by mere inches. Now you have a chance as doing the second most awesome thing in the world - sleeping with Margot Robbie. Don't blow it!