Detroit Tigers starting pitcher Justin Verlander gets to go home every night and do things to Kate Upton nude.
As a result, some consider this former Cy Young Award winner to be the luckiest person ever. But the THG staff respectfully disagrees.
We designate the following unnamed individual with this honor instead. Is he making millions of dollars per year? No. Is he having intercourse with a supermodel? He likely wishes.
But the man is entering a room in the video below and getting accosted once inside by six pug puppies. Check out the footage and ask yourself: does it get any better?1?

As has been previously documented, it really doesn’t get much cuter than puppies cuddling, does it?
Unless we’re talking about puppies underwater, that is. RESCUE puppies underwater, no less…