Last time we checked in on her, Lindsay Lohan was looking for a rich British guy, and it now it seems her hunt might be over.
That's Linds with Mohammed Al Turki, a Saudi-born film producer living in England. At just 28, Al Turki has such credits to his name as Arbitrage and What Maisie Knew.
Yes, Mohammed is responsible for the sort of high-minded, artsy indie fare that Linds probably wouldn't watch with a gun to her head. But that's okay. At the end of the day, she loves blow and he's super loaded - it's a match made in heaven!
Lindsay has denied dating Al Turki in the past, but as we all know, LiLo an on-again, off-again relationship (mostly off) with reality and the truth.
After all, the same Instagram page that shows Linds and Mo in a million pics together also features a shot in which Lindsay Photoshopped herself into a charity event.
Oh, and let's not forget that she recently spoke openly about her plans to win an Oscar and star in Mean Girls 2.
What we're saying is, if you wanna know about Lindsay Lohan's life, the last person you should ask is Lindsay Lohan.
Lindsay and Mohammed might not be "dating," but we'd bet our life savings that they're at least knockin' boots. So in the end, Linds went overseas, landed an acting job, and scored herself a rich dude.
Apparently, London is the land where impossible dreams come true. Their new tourism posters should feature that slogan under photos of before-and-after Linds.