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The latest issue of Vanity Fair contains an interview with Jennifer Lawrence that’s already provided us with plenty of gems.

In the first released excerpt, the actress eloquently offered her first public comments on the nude photo scandal that affected hundreds of female celebs.

Lawrence’s “my body, my choice,” statement may well prove to be a battle cry for women who are violated by hackers in the future.

Jennifer Lawrence at Her Final X-Men Premiere

The next round of quotes revealed that Lawrence loves Real Housewives series, which of course would’ve made us fall in love with her if we hadn’t already. (Jen, anytime you wanna watch The Real Housewives of Atlanta online, holler at us!)

Now that we’ve had our first look at the entire interview, we’re able to say with certainty that – just as we suspected – there’s no end to Jen’s loveliness. Peep out this bit about food, for example:

 

“Jennifer is the anti-vegan, anti-gluten free consumer, having just eaten a breakfast of spaghetti and meatballs before the interview,” VF writes. “She describes gluten-free as ‘the new cool eating disorder, the basically I just don’t eat carbs.'”

Oh, no she didn’t. Normally, such a comment would be taken as a Seinfeld-ian observation on a weird new dietary trend. But Jen’s dating Chris Martin.

And as you may know, Martin’s ex is Gwyneth Paltrow, who was one of Hollywood’s original champions of glute-free eating. 

Is this Jen’s method of subtly throwing shade. What’s next? Is she gonna say “conscious uncoupling” is for doofy blonde dummies who should shut their pretentious holes? God, that would be amazing.