This weekend on The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 6 Episode 11, the girls’ trip to Florida takes a dirty, dirty turn. Just downright filthy.
When they decide to share things that no one else knows about them, Melissa Gorga revealed that she has no clue what a golden shower means.
Or a pearl necklace, for that matter.
Allow Dina Manzo to educate you on that topic, Melissa, because unlike some of her cast members, she loves her some porn. For the decor, obviously.
Who knew Melissa had never heard of that lewd bedroom act, or the term for urinating on someone, which she thought was just peeing in the shower.
So innocent, that Mrs. Gorga.
If that weren’t enough of a reason to watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey online this weekend, there’s a lot more drama in store down in Florida.
Teresa and Joe Giudice aren’t even involved for once. This is all about the new cast members and bad blood that looks like it goes way, way back.
You can take Amber and Jim Marchese out of Jersey, but you can’t take the Jersey out of Jim and Amber Marchese, as they prove in the Sunshine State.
Expect Jim to do quite a bit of talking about Nicole Napolitano’s significant other Bobby, and for it to unsettle the other ladies, his own wife included.
"I know what he’s told me about you for a year … Jesus," Jim says to Nicole. "I’m not going to divulge what Bobby told me about your family."
"Everything about you guys … I’m not going there."
Could he be talking about the rumors started by Victoria Gotti about Teresa Aprea and Nicole‘s mother getting in bed with Teresa’s husband Rino?
And why isn’t Bobby there to defend himself?
He’s hiding, Jim says, "like a little chick."
Amber, at this point, loses it on her spouse and all hell breaks loose, as the above preview indicates. Fist-pumps all around the Bravo writers’ room!
Tune in to the fireworks Sunday night …