Teen Mom Baby News: Not Actually Happening Soon (Thank Goodness)!

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We're all for splashy headlines in the name of good celebrity gossip, but this latest effort from the venerable tabloid In Touch might take the misleading cake.

It's probably a good thing, in the end ... but the magazine's promises of Teen Mom BABY NEWS advertised on this latest issue turn out to be anything but:

Perhaps forgetting that Jenelle Evans is on the show, or that Farrah Abraham used to be, the publication brings us up to date on three other starlets:

  • Kailyn Lowry is in a better place with Jo Rivera than at times in their combative past.
  • Leah Messer and Corey Simms continue to battle adversity regarding Leah's health.
  • Catelynn Lowell is ... still around, four years after she gave her kid up for adoption!

Yeah, no actual baby news there. Kailyn's got her two, Leah's got her three, and Cate hasn't had a second since she gave up the first. No one's pregnant.

Yet. We'd bet on Leah Messer in that category ... though we're hoping she'll slow things down, especially after the events of this past season.

Clearly, she and Jeremy (and she and Corey, separately) have their hands full as is. So no actual baby news is good news in this case ... but come on In Touch.

Someone from the franchise is due shortly, though ... and you all know her well:

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