Get ready to feel poor!
Parade magazine has unveiled its annual list of the top earners in Hollywood from 2013 and it turns out (we hope you're sitting down for this) some of these people make a whole lot of money!
If you thought the music industry was dead, think again. Miley Cyrus tops the list of female earners, having pulled in an estimated $76.5 million. That oughta buy Miley enough pot and new dogs to get her through the next six months or so.
Topping the list for men as the year's overall highest earner is famed cross-dresser and guy white people pretend they've heard of - Tyler Perry. Perry pulled in a cool $78 million last year on the strength of his films, television shows, stage plays and books.
Watch out Oprah - sounds like Madea's going for the Ultimate Multi-Media Mogul crown!
Other notable entries on the list include Matthew McConaughey, who earned $19 million last year, despite being paid only $200,000 for his Oscar-winning role in Dallas Buyers Club, and Sandra Bullock who took home a whopping $63 million for her roles in Gravity and The Heat.
In other news: people apparently paid to see The Heat.
On the flip side some stars who might startle you with their paltry pay days include Juan Pablo Galavis who was paid just $150,000 for The Bachelor (but reaped untold benefits in the currency of amor) and Liam Hemsworth who received just $1.75 million for his role in the Hunger Games (producers locked him down before he became famous).
So yes, Liam was dramatically out-earned by both his ex-girlfriend Miley and his brother Chris who earned $58 million last year. Fame is a harsh mistress.
Check out our gallery above for more noteworthy celeb salaries.