Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, coming this summer, can be summed up as such: Megan Fox, Michael Bay and a CGI-enhanced reboot of an '80s cartoon.
Big departure from another Transformers movie ... which is also happening.
The first trailer premiered early Thursday, and it's a far cry from the "Cowabunga" days for Gang Green, which brings a new look and back story.
Take a look at the inaugural TMNT teaser below and see what we mean:
According to this reboot, the father of April O'Neil (Fox) and a pre-transformation Shredder "created" the Fab Four to fight crime using the ooze somehow.
Why Shredder turns, or turned, to the dark side, we cannot say.
Michelangelo is seen removing his mask at one point, giving fans a look at the CGI reptiles without their typical attire, while Leo and Don joke around.
Will you see this summer's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot? Will Vanilla Ice make another cameo? Will Michael Bay ever stop making movies?
Hit the comments below and let us know!
Check out the video above. What do you think? The movie hits theaters August 8, 2014.