The trailer for the Farrah Abraham sex tape sequel is here, it's real and it's spectacular ... or spectacularly disgusting, depending on your view of such things.
While the Backdoor Teen Mom and now Backdoor and More star is still vehemently protesting against this brand-new porno, it's live and oh, it's graphic.
In fact, the demand for the video was so intense that Vivid released it early - 12:01 a.m. this morning, a full two days before your Valentine's Day needs.
You're welcome, or we're so sorry. We're not really sure which at this point, honestly.
The Farrah Abraham sex tape sequel is actually just more raw footage from the first porn shoot she tried to pass off as a leaked tape with a fake boyfriend.
Just as she lied and said she was dating James Deen and didn't consent to the first porno, she says she didn't approve a sequel, even though she did.
Via an official release. For "movie or movies." This girl flat-out lies like it's her job.
She might enjoy playing the victim on Couples Therapy and wish she hadn't agreed to the sequel, but she clearly did, and we've got your first look below.
See stills from the obviously NSFW production after the jump, and the trailer:
Okay, we've tried to keep it away from you as long as we can, but here you go:
Follow the link to check out the Farrah Abraham sex tape trailer ... if you dare!