Anna Benson has been arrested for brandishing something a lot more dangerous than a 12-inch dildo.
The ex-wife of former Major League Baseball pitcher Kris Benson was taken into custody this morning after she allegedly broke into her former husband's home, armed with a metal baton and a handgun.
According to TMZ, Kris told authorities that Anna went off on him because a judge had forced her to vacate the estranged couple's marital residence.
She arrived at his apartment and threatened to wallop Kris with an "expandable metal baton."
She then brandished a gun, demanded money from Kris and was reportedly donning a bulletproof vest throughout the attack.
Anna was booked on charges of felony aggravated assault with a weapon; criminal trespass; and possession of a firearm during the commission of a crime.
She and Kris divorced last year, which followed her saying she would sleep with all of the New York Mets if he ever cheated on her.