50 Cent is not in jail, fools. The rapper would like to clear that up.
He would also like to Instagram all the places he is instead.
Such as his kitchen, fool.
Despite news reports that he was arrested on domestic violence charges and facing jail time if convicted, 50 does not seem fazed in the slightest.
His lawyer issued a statement that he denies kicking his baby mama (unnamed, not Shaniqua Tompkins), but Mr. Cent just had to weigh in himself.
A series of Instagram pics from July 4 appear to poke fun at the rumors that he was jailed, while showing how many f--ks he gives about the situation.
Zero. Among the rapper's photo captions:
- I'm not in jail I'm in my kitchen fool
- I'm not In jail I'm in the casino
- I'm not in jail I'm on my Gucci couch
- I'm not in jail I'm by my water fall
- I'm not in jail I'm by my pool
We get the point, Fifty.