Farrah Abraham is actually no stranger to the bedroom maneuvers she showed off in her sex tape. If you don't know what we mean, remember the title:
Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom. Says it all.
Just a few minutes into the adult film smash, she tells James Deen that she needs to lubricate up, because, well, it's not as lubricated in that orifice.
Sorry. We're grossed out too, but we do have a point.
She tells her porn star pal that "This is my first time!"
Well, guess what? The reality star was lying, as usual.
In an interview with The Dirty's Nik Richie, Farrah Abraham revealed that, actually, she'd gone there before at age 15, before dating Derek Underwood.
Yep, before she even had "real" sex with her baby daddy.
And Chrissy Teigen called her a whore already.
Pressed by Nik about her sexual history, Farrah said she loves to do it that way and is not ashamed. Heck, it might even be her number-one sexual option.
"This is a little bit weird, but if you want to go there," she said. "Why can't I do whatever I want? I can hang from a monkey bar and do sex up there first if I wanted to."
Quote of the year material right there, Farrah.