Four words for you, THGers: Vanilla Ice Goes Amish.
That's actually a show coming to the DIY Network.
Vanilla Ice Goes Amish will debut on the network this year. Network executive Burton Jablin says the former rap star will live with an Amish community in Ohio.
To learn how they do construction, obviously.
For those unaware of what he's up to these days, Vanilla Ice already has a renovation series on the network that will return for a fourth season this fall.
Again, this is actually a serious story.
It must be doing well, because there are others of its kind. Reverend Run of Run DMC will have a series next year in which his family renovates their home.
And, in keeping with the music theme, DIY will also feature Daryl Hall (of Hall & Oates fame) next year as he renovates a farmhouse in Connecticut.