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Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are scheduled to come face-to-face today for a divorce settlement conference in Los Angeles.

But there’s one little problem: the moronic Brooklyn Nets forward isn’t gonna make it in time.

Sources confirm to TMZ that Humphries was in New York City this morning at 1.

Peter Cornell and Kris Humphries
Photo via Jason Kempin

And with the first flight out of JFK not arriving at LAX until 9:15 a.m., it will be difficult for Kris to attend a hearing scheduled for 8:30 a.m.

Both halves of the estranged couple are required to be present at the conference to attempt a resolution before their divorce case goes to trial.

But Humphries may simply consider the event fruitless, considering he’s holding out for a $7 million payoff or he will continue to pursue an annulment.

Kardashian is expected to call witnesses at the May 6 trial that will prove Humphries was well aware of what he was getting into all along, while Kris… is being sued by a clothing store owner who says he reneged on a deal.

Yup, pretty much everyone hates this guy.