The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills gave fans “A Shot Through the Heart” Monday night when a party celebrating love ends up filled with haters.
We break down al the friends and foes in THG’s +/- review.
It’s yet another party as Adrienne launches her Zing Red Velvet Vodka complete with half naked, spray painted women hawking the beverage.
Plus 12. Go big and tacky or go home.
She and Paul are their normally snarky selves which makes the following morning’s announcement all the more surprising…but we’ll get back to that.
Brandi and Lisa bow out of the latest shin dig. Well, Lisa bows out. Brandi was never invited, yet her presence is still felt.
These women can’t seem to stop themselves from talking about Brandi Glanville and this time the culprit is Marisa. Minus 15.
Is Marisa finding her inner mean girl to become more relevant? Is she causing drama to find a permanent place on the Housewives sofa next season?
She shows all the ladies a text Brandi sent her saying that maybe her marriage needed a hall pass to save it and she’s totally shocked by the suggestion.
Minus 22. Really? This from the woman who talks about shagging other men in front of her husband! Hmm…I wonder how Brandi got the wrong idea.
Then it becomes a Brandi bashing fest once again as Adrienne, Faye, and Camille are quick to get in there digs. Minus 15. Besides botox and tanning, it seems to be their favorite sport.
But Yolanda to the rescue. The only Housewife with serious backbone calls them out on bashing Brandi Glanville behind her back. Plus 25. Go Yolanda!
The next morning, the big news hits the airwaves. Paul and Adrienne have filed for legal separation. The funny thing is they looked no different the night before than they ever have.
Kyle laments that her friends personal life has to be paraded out on celebrity news site TMZ. That’s the price of a life in front of the cameras.
But on to the next party…
Kevin Lee delivered as the back yard was romantic but not overdone, but did we really need to see him in his boxer briefs? Minus 9.
Everyone files into Villa Rosa for Ken and Lisa’s vow renewal ceremony. Plus 30 because after 30 years these two really do seem to be madly in love. How often do you see that these days?
An additional plus 10 to Kim who looked especially nice in that black dress. Sobriety agrees with her.
However, Taylor looks like she really needs to lay off the botox for a while. Her face simply doesn’t move any longer.
One of the best moments of the night was when Yolanda calls out Marisa on her two faced bullsh*t as she tries to cover her Brandi bashing with the girls the night before. Plus 22. I really love Yolanda. I hope she sticks around for next season.
I couldn’t believe Camille as she cheered on Faye Resnick. Camille’s not willing to go toe to toe with Brandi herself but she certainly finds her inner mean girl whenever her name comes up. Minus 14
Speaking of next season, I hope Camille flies off on her broomstick along with Adrienne.
When Faye enters the party it’s like a dark overly tanned cloud blocks out the sun. Is that skin or pleather? It’s getting harder and harder to tell.
Why is she even here? Is she crashing? I can’t imagine that Lisa invited her. Faye is like the stray Housewife looking for scraps and nipping at Brandi’s heels.
Once again, Yolanda is the stand up woman in the room. She never raises her voice, never curses but tells Faye very clearly that she’s not welcomed in their conversation. Plus 40. If Faye wants to take lessons from a lady look no further.
I only wish Faye would walk off the end of Lisa’s infinity pool and never return.
EPISODE TOTAL: +64! SEASON TOTAL: -270!