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Lindsay Lohan was absolutely destroyed in the original screenplay for Scary Movie 5, although it’s anyone’s guess what material makes the final cut.

The working script was obtained by TMZ and boy, are there a lot of jokes at Lindsay’s expense … even her buddy Charlie Sheen gets in on the act.

We start it off with them in bed making a sex tape, until she says, “Okay let’s do this quick, I got a court hearing in the morning … It’s a driving mishap thing.”

“Promise me you won’t drive,” he urges. “That’s very sweet, worrying about me behind the wheel,” she replies. “I’m worried about me. I’m a pedestrian,” Sheen counters.

BAM! Oh, and it continues …


As they get it on, Charlie keeps being thwarted – first by her sobriety monitor, then her house arrest anklet … then a dog shock collar for orgasm help.

At another point, Lindsay SCREAMS in abject terror, but not because of any deranged killer … she’s just watching her own film Herbie: Fully Loaded.

In the trailer, this is already changed – to news coverage of her probation being revoked.

Scary Movie 5 Trailer

The jokes go on and on until at one point, Lindsay literally runs over Charlie with her car, tosses the keys to someone else and says, “You were driving.”

In light of Lindsay’s probation being revoked for lying to police, which could land her in jail for eight months, that must hit pretty close to home.

It’s also pretty hilarious.

Remember, this movie news is based on the working script, so the trailer may or may not be reflective of the jokes that make the final, theatrical cut.