On last night's Dancing With the Stars: All-Stars, Bristol Palin stormed out on partner Mark Ballas during rehearsal because he doesn't want to be her partner.
Anderson Cooper is calling BS ... and calling it brilliant TV.
"Anyone on a reality show knows that to get attention, you have to have a have a wardrobe malfunction, throw up, have a breakdown, have a storyline," he said.
"Bristol Palin is a genius because last night she developed a storyline that made her very sympathetic," AC added, airing a clip from DWTS on his talk show.
Anderson later suggested that the Alaska-bred Bristol reexamine her life.
"I am thinking of starting a job fair for people ... who just need to get jobs, [like] Lindsay Lohan, Bristol Palin. I think they just need to get jobs, stop being on TV!" he mused.
Bristol's mother, former Alaska governor Sarah Palin, supported her oldest daughter at Monday's taping, then went on Facebook to praise her and slam the haters.
The Dancing With the Stars results show airs in a matter of hours.
Look for Bristol to survive the double elimination despite her last-place score, then look for the haters to lose their minds, and Sarah Palin to go back on Facebook.
Wash, rinse, repeat ...