Jersey Shore Season 6 will kick off Thursday, October 4, with a second season of popular spinoff Snooki and JWoww also reportedly picked up by MTV.
It’s hard to believe this will be the sixth season of debauchery from the ensemble that first graced our TV screens in early 2010. Brings a tear to your eye.
So much has changed since the early days, most notably Jionni LaValle getting Snooki pregnant and The Situation getting sober following a trip to rehab.
What can we expect in Jersey Shore Season 6?
Snooki, as we know, is expecting her first child and reportedly living in her own pad next door to the familiar cesspool, while Mike no longer drinks.
Right there, they’ve reduced the number of peeps boozing by a quarter and the overall drama in the house by even more. Will it still be awesome TV?
With most of the cast in relationships, there may also be less hooking up. On the flip side, JWoww and Roger may start fights if they don’t get smush room dibs.
One crazy episode we will get to see is Deena Cortese getting arrested in the middle of the day for her drunken disorderliness. Good times.
Pauly and Vinny will no doubt take their burgeoning platonic man-love to new heights, new catchphrases will be created, and the Shore Store will be staffed by rich slackers.
What do you think? Will you watch Jersey Shore Season 6?
UPDATE, 8/30: MTV has canceled Jersey Shore, announcing that the upcoming season is the end. The network is planning a huge marketing push for Season 6.