It's terribly sad but true: Charlie Sheen really is winning.
The actor has reason to celebrate today (hooker and cocaine-free, we hope) because FX has picked up his Anger Management sitcom for 90 additional episodes. Yes, 90.
The network was forced to complete the order after making an unusual agreement with Sheen and the series: if it performed well enough, FX wouldn't just order a second season comprised of 10 installments.
No, it would go all out and guarantee 90 more, which takes the total number to 100 and, in all likelihood, the series in to syndication. Which could net Sheen $100 million in all.
Why make such a deal with such a trouble star? Who the heck knows. But might have something to do with money.
Let's hope Sheen continues to use his for a good cause.