Lindsay Lohan. What she won't think of next.
The star is telling her friends that the BRAKES ON HER RENTED PORSCHE DID NOT WORK properly, thus causing her serious car accident Friday.
Lohan slammed into the back of an 18-wheeler and is thankfully okay, as is the truck driver and the personal assistant traveling with Lindsay.
It seems like the blame game is being played once again, however, as LiLo claimed the semi cut her off ... and the truck driver says otherwise.
Lindsay says that after the truck cut her off, she claims she slammed on the brakes and ... nothing happened! Somehow - this is the best - Lindsay also says she was told the Porsche's brakes on the rental were replaced two days before the crash.
Is Lindsay Lohan subtly implying someone wanted her dead and cut her brakes so she'd crash?!? That sounds like a plot from NCIS: Los Angeles.
Someone ought to write a Lohan Book of Excuses, because there have really been some all-timers, but in any case, she says she's lucky to be alive.
As for the guy driving the truck Lindsay smashed into?James (last name withheld) says her account is - you guessed it - a complete lie and he has the witnesses to prove it was all LiLo's fault.
James emphatically denied cutting her off and claims he has multiple witnesses that saw the actress "flying" down the Pacific Coast Highway.
He says he couldn't possibly have cut Lohan off because he was already in the right lane when the accident, which totaled her car, occurred.
What's more, he said Lindsay's camp tried to bribe him at the scene of the accident in an effort to keep him quiet about the event.
Lohan was also trying to flee the scene, he claims, and when he tried to stop her from doing so, her people tried to buy his silence.
Sounds a little far-fetched ... but you never know with Lindsay. Bottom line, girl, you make a lot of money. Just hire a freaking driver.