Despite conspiracy theories that her daughter has already been born, Jessica Simpson is still pregnant as of this posting. And absolutely enormous.
“I just woke up from a dream that I wore a leopard caftan in the hospital. Fabulous!!” the 31-year-old tweeted Tuesday. “Now I need to find one!”
There you go. Add that to the list of classic Jessica Simpson quotes on the topic of pregnancy, and chalk it up as proof that she still is with child.
There’s also this promo pic for Fashion Star, which is apparently still on.
Jess went on to even more directly address reports that she’d given birth already … as if anyone would believe she could (or would want to) do so in secret.
“To everyone who keeps congratulating me on the birth of my baby girl… I’m still pregnant!!” she wrote. “Don’t believe what you read ladies and gents.”
But she’s ready to give birth too, don’t get her wrong. “I can’t wait for the day I can walk in heels again!” she tweeted. “My feet feel homesick!”