Kid Goes Streaking at Football Game, Injures Junk

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We're going streaking! Those words bring back fond memories for so many of us ... but this East Carolina student is likely wishing he hadn't after injuring his penis.

Or, to use one of our favorite New Girl quotes, his peen-yong.

John Sieglinger, 21, decided to rush the field at last weekend's East Carolina game, which seemed like a good idea at the time ... until he took a spill on his junk while being taken down by security, injuring his junk in the process ...

Streaker Falls

Talk about an "oops" moment ... not unlike Rick Perry's debate performance last night.

Fortunately, unlike Perry's campaign, John's junk will be alright. Luckily, he must have told friends about his plans prior to the act, because it was recorded via DROID.

It's obviously really far away, but watch the hilarity begin ...

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