On this week’s Teen Mom, Farrah Abraham butted heads with her mom regarding Sophia, while Maci made a discovery about Bentley’s paternal grandmother.
Making sure Amber didn’t have to work too hard (heaven forbid, what would the world be coming to), Leah’s grandparents did a heck of a job pitching in as well.
Catelynn and Tyler? They’re still around too. No one knows why.
Let’s break down last night’s episode of Teen Mom, THG style!
Farrah’s plans to move to Ft. Lauderdale are shockingly still in effect. She was even accepted into a culinary school. Which one? Who knows, but Plus 4 because at least it required some degree of effort on her part.
She takes her parents out to dinner for her dad’s birthday and unveils the present every father craves – she booked a family counseling session!! Crickets. Minus 7.
Farrah says the idea of being without Sophia is “hard on me.” Ya think? Plus 5.
It’s also “good that I spend more time on myself, because I need that.” Don’t we all. You can’t use that as an excuse to shirk responsibility, though. Minus 6.
Plus 4 for the act of dumping Clinton Yunker though. Bad news.
That house is like a cesspool of disease. We feel like we’re going to get strep just writing about it. Minus 10 for that and for Amber’s ridiculous makeup.
Tyler and Catelynn do their thing. We have no idea what that is, really, given that they gave Carly up for adoption and she is not really a teen mom. Minus 6.
That’s not a criticism of their decision. They deserve credit for doing what they felt was right. But they simply don’t have a real place on the show anymore.
Seems like they’re soooo in lurrrve though, so Plus 3. Look at the photo above. Nothing a romantic getaway with your stepbrother can’t fix, right Cate?
Maci is still taking classes. Wow, good for her. Props, girl. Plus 4.
Wow, Ryan Edwards is reverting to 16 and Pregnant form. Minus 5.
Honestly, his mom is taking care of two toddlers now. Plus 7 for her effort, but honestly Ryan. You’re going to be in the dictionary under deadbeat one day.
Maci learns Bentley calls Ryan’s mom “Mimi.” Stings. Minus 4.
Maci: “I don’t know how to fix Ryan. I don’t know how to deal with him.” Sharon: “Should’ve thought of that before you had his baby.” PWNED!!!! Plus 12.
EPISODE TOTAL: -8. SEASON TOTAL: -1.