Jessica Simpson Wedding to Be Postponed Due to Giant Boobs?

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Jessica Simpson is considering breast reduction surgery that may push back her November wedding, according to notoriously unreliable tabloid In Touch.

"She thinks if she downsizes her breasts, she will look smaller," a source tells the entertainment news magazine. "She's never loved having a huge chest."

An interesting quote, since it made her about $100 million.

Jessica Simpson, Breasts

Seriously. How does she not fall forward?

"If some weight doesn't come off soon, she might call off the wedding or get surgery," says the source who is obviously BFF CaCee Cobb (just kidding).

"If she does postpone, breast reduction is first on her to-do list."

Simpson plans to marry fiance Eric Johnson in November. Regardless of how accurate it is, this amazing article accomplishes a handful of feats:

  1. Reminding folks Jessica Simpson is still around (thank you)
  2. That she's getting married (we actually sort of forgot)
  3. That she has large breasts (we recalled that part)



Jessica Simpson Biography

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Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson