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OMGOMG. Jennifer Aniston is totally getting a ring. Gasp.

That sounds awesome, but is it really a sign of an engagement to Justin Theroux? Or just more carefully-worded editorial brilliance from the desk at In Touch?

We’d say there’s a 99.99 percent chance it’s the latter.

Jennifer Aniston at SAGs
(Getty Images for Turner)

The tabloids are having a field day lately, with Aniston in an actual, loving relationship and Pitt somehow running his mouth about her – non-flatteringly at that.

At this point, a report that Justin Theroux threatened Brad Pitt seems almost believable. So the idea of them getting engaged has taken on an air of inevitability.

Slow down, though. Moving in together and getting married are two different things (just look at Brad). And no matter how “unique” and “meaningful” this alleged ring is, there’s absolutely no proof it came from Justin, or that it even exists.

Kind of a strange call by In Touch on this week’s cover. Why not lead with your alleged worldwide exclusive that Jessica Simpson is pregnant? Makes no sense.