Kevin Federline just became a dad for the fifth time. Congratulations are in order. As are questions of when and with whom the guy is going to procreate next.
When Victoria Prince bore him a son named Jordan Kay - interestingly, Kacey Jordan claims to have aborted his baby once - she became his third baby mama.
K-Fed has also sired two children by Shar Jackson, and two more with Britney Spears (who will be paying for all five). We get the point, dude, You are fertile.
You are also a morbidly obese, jobless waste of space. At some point, how many more kids should one bring into the world? All of which begs the question ...
Should K-Fed get a vasectomy?
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