What'cha gonna do, young, frustrated residents of Great Britain who have reacted to a recent police shooting by rioting in the streets of London, when Hulkamania runs wild in you?!?
The answer, Hulk Hogan hopes? Calm the heck down.
For reasons unknown, the former wrestling great appeared on BBC Radio this week and offered his take on the upheaval in Britain. He told the host: "It doesn’t really matter if Hulk Hogan’s over there bodyslamming all the youth like I did Andre the Giant.. at the end of the day, we need to grab these kids, shake them, and say ‘Stop! Regroup! Just look at yourself in the mirror."
According to the latest police statistics, 768 rioters have been detained in London since the protests began on Saturday. At least one death has been reported, as Prime Minister David Cameron considers the situation "sick."
"When we see children as young as 12 and 13 looting and laughing, when we see the disgusting sight of a young man with people pretending to help him while they are robbing him, it is clear that there are things badly wrong with our society," he said.
Seriously, we need Hulk Hogan now more than ever.