Editor's Note: We feel as dirty writing this as you feel reading about it.
But Courtney Stodden has given us no choice.
The 16-year old aspiring singer - who is marred to a non-creepy 51-year old, who is on birth control and whose breasts might be real - recently posted for a photo shoot in which she made like Pamela Anderson in that actress' most iconic role.
"Just completed my session; Court does Pam! XO's," Stodden Tweeted of the following shout-out to Baywatch, which prompts us to ask readers to compare these looks and decide: Who would you rather...
Courtney Stodden wants to be compared to Pamela Anderson. Have at it, in that case, readers. Vote now! View Poll »