Jersey Shore takes over Italy August 4.
In anticipation of the glorious fourth season, MTV has released some hilarious, cringe-inducing promo pics melding the guido lifestyle with the renaissance.
Think GTL meets the Sistine Chapel.
Images of the Garden State lowlife culture defacing European masterpieces may not help America's standing in the Old Country, but man, the duck phone serving as a Venetian gondola? High-fives to MTV's marketing department there: