The seemingly perfect union between a twice-married 85-year old with a harem of housemates and his 25-year old model of a girlfriend appears to be over before it officially began.
That's right, readers: Crystal Harris has walked out on Hugh Hefner. Five days before their scheduled wedding date!
Crystal has made it clear: she doesn't want to be wife number-three.
Sources at the Playboy Mansion tell TMZ the couple got into such a big argument over the weekend that Crystal has already packed her stuff and moved out.
What was the source of the fight? It's unclear. But rumors have linked Harris with Jordan McGraw, Dr. Phil's son!
That sound you hear, meanwhile? It's Holly Madison frantically dialing her ancient ex.
UPDATE: It's - gulp! - true: "The wedding is off," Hefner Tweeted. "Crystal has had a change of heart."