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Lindsay Lohan may be under house arrest for the foreseeable future, but that doesn’t mean her film career (term used very loosely) is entirely on hold.

She’s starring in a short film fittingly titled … Lindsay Lohan!

The 90-second flick involved her flaunting her bikini body and doing some uber sexy frolicking in the water. Obviously. What else does she really do?

Looking smoking hot while soaking wet, the film shows off gorgeous curves, and there may be a mermaid’s tail in one of the scenes. Standard.

Artist Richard Phillips recently shot the film in Malibu, Ca., and said: “Lindsay just has an incredible emotional and physical presence on screen.”

Of Lohan, Phillips also notes that she “holds an existential vulnerability, harnessing the power of the transcendental the moment in transition.”

LOL. Whatever man. Call a train wreck whatever you want, it’s still a train wreck. Should be a good film if it’s anything like the pic above, though.

[Photo: Fame Pictures]