What’s more humiliating than drunkenly falling head first into the sand? Being compared to Lindsay Lohan. That’s a lesson Snooki learned in court today.
The Jersey Shore star appeared before a judge to face charges of disorderly conduct, stemming from her July arrest for getting too wasted during filming.
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Addressing the reality star, Damian G. Murray hilariously referred to her as a “Lindsay Lohan wannabe” and added:
“Going through life rude, profane, obnoxious and self-indulgent – that’s not the way you want to live your life. Hopefully this incident will impress upon you that there are consequences to your actions.”
Those consequences? A whole two days of community service and a $533 fine.
Meanwhile, Dina Lohan (of course) had to chime in and said of the judge’s comments regarding her daughter: “The family is very disappointed that a judge would say that in a court of law.”
We shudder to say it, but we actually agree with Dina. It was a bit inappropriate. Still, she should look at the bright side: at least Lindsay is considered a role model to someone!