Danielle Staub to Promote Rich, Extravagant Lifestyles on New Show

In case it wasn't nauseating enough for Danielle Staub to have landed her own talk show, and in case it wasn't sick enough that she plans to insult all gay people on it, consider this:

Titled Social, the series will focus on the extravagant lifestyles of the rich and famous. That's exactly what the world needs to see more of, right? Maybe one episode can tell us about the CEO of Goldman Sachs and his $50 million bonus from last year.

Who would not watch a series that combines sheer lunacy with over-the-top wealth?

“It’s a phenomenal show and people are excited to have Danielle,” said Cary Sandoval, creator and executive producer of Social, which will air on some network called Wealth TV.

Speaking to Entertainment Weekly, Sandoval said Staub will travel to the houses of rich friends and attend black tie affairs with them. Does that sound like must-watch television or what?!?

Danielle won't be confined to the east coast, either, because the producer says "[we want to] incorporate the fact that she’s an international socialite." Hmmm... is "international" a synonym for "utterly insane?"

In conclusion, Sandoval describes Staub as an "absolute sweetheart" and points out that the show will "raise awareness [for various charities]."

Foremost among them, we can only presume: The Danielle Staub Fund for Failed Sex Tape Stars.