Al Gore has had better months. Ever since the former Vice President of the U.S. split from wife Tipper after 40 years, scandalous allegations have been flying.
The latest? The National Enquirer says Gore was accused of sexually attacking a masseuse in Portland, Oregon, back in 2006, and is named in a police report.
The bombshell story will include the secret police documents, a photo of the woman making the stunning charges and will reveal the details, the tabloid says.
Alleged proof of the encounter? Pants she saved as evidence.
True or not, this report comes just weeks after Al and Tipper Gore split. The Enquirer says she suspected he was involved with "a gorgeous massage therapist."
Well, at least she's pretty, supposedly.
AL GORE SEX ATTACK!!! A month ago, if you told us we would report two stories about the former V.P. getting his freak on, we probably wouldn't have believed you.
He's also accused of an affair with Laurie David, ex-wife of Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm creator Larry David, and a producer on An Inconvenient Truth.
The celebrity gossip tabloid says the 62-year-old Gore was in Portland at the time of the alleged incident - October 24, 2006 - and has the $540 massage bill.
No criminal charges were filed against Gore, but Portland police prepared a document marked "Confidential Special Report" - containing explosive allegations.
A woman, whose name is being withheld by the publication, reportedly lodged a complaint "unwanted sexual contact" by Al Gore "at a local upscale hotel."
We would say this is pure nonsense, but it's not exactly loose, vague wording of the OK! or Star variety. Besides, after Rielle Hunter, nothing is surprising.