Wanna look like The Situation? Forget fake tanning and crunches.
Jersey Shore star Mike Sorrentino is set to make it easy for fans to copy his unique look: Us Weekly reports the well-chiseled ladies' man has partnered with Dilligaf by Bohica Bill to launch a line of "couture" clothing.
These T-shirts, sweatshirts and accessories will hit stores next month.
This is more confusing than the popularity of Jersey Shore itself: When was the last time The Situation even wore a shirt?!?
"Mike 'The Situation' embodies our irreverent approach to life," wrote Dilligaf President Jodi Massry, supposedly seriously, in a statement. "He lives the 'Let's not take things so seriously' mentality every day."
By the way: Dilligaf stands for "Do I Look Like I Give A F***. Seriously. We couldn't make that up if we tried.