THG Week in Review: May 8-14, 2010

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Welcome to The Hollywood Gossip Week in Review. Here, we take a look back on the last seven days in celebrity gossip, Hollywood news and rumors.

Some of the highlights from May 8-14 include ...

  • That whole thing we said about the Kendra Wilkinson sex tape not being real? We were wrong. It's real, alright and might even end her marriage.
  • A Miley Cyrus lap dance video surfaced, but despite serious hype, it was pretty disappointing. Neither too racy nor wholly innocent. Just ... dull.
  • Matt Lauer affair allegations surfaced, and were denied. The other woman Matt is said to be cheating on Annette Roque with is Alexis Houston.
  • Rachel Uchitel's text messages to David Boreanaz were dirty, yes, but pretty pathetic for a professional, celebrity home wrecking temptress.

Rachel Uchitel: Clingy home wrecker.

  • Michael Jackson's bodyguards, his father Joe, and friend Elizabeth Taylor came to his defense and bashed Dr. Arnold Klein over gay rumors.
  • Violet Kowal, Polish porn queen, alleged an affair with Mel Gibson.
  • Lawrence Taylor's rape defense: You don't even wanna know.
  • Michelle McGee is still around, and saying/doing inane things.
  • Ditto for Tila Tequila, who we just feel bad for at this point.
  • Things are getting ugly on the Tiger Woods divorce front.
Bye, Big Mike

Michael Lynche and Niecy Nash bid their respective shows farewell.

Miley Cyrus can't be tamed ... but Biebs could try, we think.

  • Couple news: Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus hit up dinner, and possibly each other; Kate Hudson is pissed about A-Rod and Cameron Diaz.
  • Wedding bells: Alicia Etheridge plans to marry Bobby Brown for reasons unknown; Bonnie Wright and Jamie Campbell Bower are engaged; Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott renewed their vows in their latest cry for attention.
  • Baby news: It's a girl for Bethenny Frankel.
  • Birthday boys/girls: Robert Pattinson, Audrina Patridge, Gosselin sextuplets.
  • R.I.P.: Lena Horne and Erica Blasberg.

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