Jesse James to Cry, Act Contrite on Nightline

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Poor Jesse James is finally opening up and telling his side of the story. The story of his cheating on, lying and deceiving Sandra Bullock. It makes him really sad, okay?!

ABC released its first teaser of its Nightline and Good Morning America interviews with James, set to air Tuesday, and America's Most Hated needed a sec to cry it out.

"I took a pretty amazing life and amazing success and marriage ... and threw it away by my own hands," says James, choked up. "Let me take a break for a second."

Dude actually gets up from his chair. It's hilarious.

James Sucks

How interviewer Vicki Mabrey responds is unclear as Nightline doesn’t want to give too much away. The minute long clip below shows more questions than answers.

She does ask James how he feels about the Oscar speech by Sandra Bullock, when she said, "I never knew what it was like for someone to have my back until you.”

Little did she know he was tapping the backside of Michelle McGee several times a day for awhile. Punk. Here's the first clip of James' attempt to elicit sympathy: