Kal Penn Robbed, Secret Service Unamused

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Kal Penn was robbed at gunpoint yesterday, and boy did that robber single out the least preferable semi-famous actor turned Obama administration member.

For his sake. The United States Secret Service is now on the case.

It turns out that the perpetrator didn't just take Penn's wallet, he also made off with Kal's two cell phones, one belonging to the U.S. government.

Penn is the White House's Associate Director in the office of Public Engagement. To quote Kristin Cavallari, you f*%ked with the WRONG guy, dude!

The 32-year-old former member of the House cast left the hit Fox drama to join the administration of the President-elect back in late 2008.

The crook took Kal's government-issued cell, the Secret Service is now joining with the D.C. Metro Police Department to hunt for the bad guy.

Sources tell us Penn contacted White House communications, who cut off the service on the stolen phone ASAP and issued him a new cell.

Reports say "no information was compromised because no official numbers were in the phone." Harold & Kumar quotes, however? Unclear.