South Park thought up a way to off the Kardashians last night.
The premise for the second episode of the season, which premiered last week mocking Tiger Woods, was the gang getting tricked into reading The Catcher in the Rye.
They quickly determine it's not dirty enough, and write their own book, The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs, which they then claim Butters wrote, and he gets famous.
Butters then writes a follow up, The Poop That Took a Pee, which prompts a kid to hate phonies, a la The Catcher in the Rye's protagonist. Only this kid kills people.
PHONIES: The Kardashians were labeled (and killed off) as such by South Park.
Starting with Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian, natch, resulting in having his book banned. Here are the reality TV phonies shortly before meeting their demise.
Click here for South Park quotes from this and previous episodes, then click below to enlarge a couple of screen shots of the Kardashians being mercilessly gunned down Wednesday on the equal-opportunity offender Comedy Central show ...