Erin Muller Off the Hook For Michael Lohan Head-Kicking

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Erin Muller will not face charges for allegedly kicking her ex Michael Lohan in the head. This just weeks after she has accused him of kicking her in the va-jay-jay.

Mike and his ex clearly had a very healthy relationship.

A judge declared that Michael had it coming the misdemeanor charge has been dismissed. Michael claimed he was assaulted by Erin Muller on November 14.

The father of Lindsay Lohan claimed he tried to stop Erin from driving because she was too "drunk and high" and that's when she allegedly kicked his dome.

Erin Muller and Michael Lohan in less violent times.

A judge in New York's Nassau County Court dismissed the criminal case against Erin this morning, though. Michael's restraining order against Erin was unaffected.

Erin recently filed papers claiming she's the real victim, accusing Michael of abusing her over a dozen times in 2007-2008, including a kick to her lady region.

Michael has denied her allegations.

Then again, this is a guy who records all his phone calls, and also fake-Tweeted a suicide note to get attention, so you really can't take his word at face value.


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Just like the [topless] Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a father doesn't want to see or hear, regardless of whether they are true or false.

Michael Lohan [on daughter dating Samanta Ronson]

Michael Lohan: Maybe her mother's life revolves around the tabloids and reports, but mine doesn't. I am into setting a good example and doing good things that don't deceive or exploit my kids. But I will say this: While we were a family, you never even saw or heard a negative thing about any of us.