When most people become parents for the first time, they’re overwhelmed by the sounds of a baby crying.
For Kendra Wilkinson and Kourtney Kardashian, however, the only sound they hear when they look at little Mason and Hank is: Cha-ching!
Within days of giving birth, each of these publicity hounds graced the covers of various supermarket tabloids and website home pages.
Now, a few weeks after squaring off in a THG Tale of the Tape, Kendra and Kourtney continue to exploit their children in dueling magazine features.
Among the (utterly mundane) “exclusives” these issues offer readers this week?
- Scott Disick (gasp!) changes diapers.
- Hank Baskett loves his wife’s backside.
- Both Kourtney and Kendra are dropping their baby weight (thank goodness!).
- Mason changed Kourtney’s life (by putting a lot more money in her pocket).
Approximately four million women give birth each year in the United States. If any of the 3,999,998 feel like explaining to Kardashian and Wilkinson what motherhood is truly about, we encourage you to do so now.