Britney Spears in Elle: A Family Portrait
Reading Time: 2 minutesIt’s Britney, bitches. Like you’ve never seen her before. The pop star, who celebrated her 28th birthday Wednesday, is posing …
Posts from: December 2009
Kate Beckinsale: Absolut Hotness!
Reading Time: < 1 minuteMaybe we were wrong. In October, we questioned why Esquire would name Kate Beckinsale the Sexiest Woman Alive. Is the …
The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest: December 3
Reading Time: < 1 minuteWelcome to the latest edition of The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, where readers send in the funniest caption(s) for the …
Kalika Moquin Denies Tiger Woods Affair; So-Called Friends Insist Sex Was Had
Reading Time: < 1 minuteKalika Moquin, Las Vegas club promoter and the third alleged Tiger Woods mistress, wants her name scratched off that list, …
Presenting: A New, Madeunder Kim Kardashian!
Reading Time: 2 minutesIt’s rare for Kim Kardashian to wear clothing that doesn’t accentuate her enormous breasts. It’s not rare, however, for her …
The Hills & The City: Renewed For New Seasons!
Reading Time: < 1 minuteFalling ratings and lackluster recent seasons aside, MTV evidently felt the positives outweighed the negatives with The Hills and its …
Simon Cowell Prepares Fans for “Different Kind” of American Idol
Reading Time: < 1 minuteBy now, you must have seen the commercials and heard the news: American Idol returns to dominate the TV landscape …
Sarah Jessica Parker on Movies, Babies, Fashion
Reading Time: < 1 minuteThe Sex and the City sequel isn’t so hotly anticipated by its lead star. Sarah Jessica Parker wishes she thought …
Eat Her, Elmo!
Reading Time: < 1 minuteForget Tickle Me Elmo. Where is Eat the Crazy, Self-Serving Prima Donna Elmo?!? We wish this holiday toy had been …
Ron Wood Arrested For Assaulting Ekaterina Ivanova
Reading Time: < 1 minuteRon Wood, a.k.a. Ronnie Wood, a.k.a. the guitarist from the Rolling Stones not named Keith Richards, and whose accent is …