Eat Her, Elmo!

Forget Tickle Me Elmo.

Where is Eat the Crazy, Self-Serving Prima Donna Elmo?!?

We wish this holiday toy had been invented, as it could have been put to good use on The Tyra Banks Show this week.

Indeed, instead of traveling to Sesame Street like all other celebrities that spend time with these Muppets, Tyra forced them to commute to her stage and entertain her audience during a segment that aired today.

Is anyone surprised by this? The implication is clear: Tyra Banks doesn't care about children; she just wants to create headlines for herself. She positively sucks.