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When it comes to the bible, Carrie Prejean is like a woman at a buffet line.

She just picks and chooses whatever satisfies her cravings… for attention!

In an interview with Christianity Today, the disgraced beauty queen and spawn of Satan spoke on her breasts implants. She said she’s sure God is totally cool with them because:

“I don’t see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn’t get breast implants.”

A majority of Americans are against gay marriage. Fox News is the highest-rated cable news network, by far. Still, Carrie Prejean somehow claims she’s in the persecuted minority.

Fair point. There’s no specific citation in the Bible that condemns breast implants. But there is this passage from Thessalonians 4:3-5, which reads:

For this is the will of God, your sanctification: that you abstain from sexual immorality; that each one of you know how to control his own body in holiness and honor, not in the passion of lust like the Gentiles who do not know God.

Care to comment on that one, Ms. Multiple Sex Tapes?