It's like a time warp over at OK! Magazine.
With no Robsten gossip to sustain it this week, apparently, their celebrity gossip writers' room had to dig deep to concoct a lead story story straight out of 2002:
Angelina Jolie to Adopt! Without Brad!
Once again, this implies trouble in paradise between Angelina and Brad Pitt that probably doesn't exist. Nor is she really even adopting a baby (or two babies).
But why let facts get in the way. After all, the magazine notes, when she was married to Billy Bob Thornton in 2001, she adopted son Maddox legally by herself.
Only Angie is on Mad's adoption papers, a "source" says. Therefore, we totally believe she plans to bring home baby #7 from Syria, even if Brad Pitt isn’t ready!
When you make up news yourself, everything's an EXCLUSIVE!
While Brad has said he wants a “soccer team” of kids, he’s now telling friends he’s not quite ready for another baby, OK!'s sources report. Angie will not be deterred.
“He has made it clear that six children are more than he can handle,” the source says. “But Angie is determined to complete her rainbow family.” Whatever that is.
Jolie plans to adopt a little Syrian girl despite Brad's wishes, supposedly, and one can only wonder what this will mean for their already strained fake marriage.
Follow the link to read the Brangelina adoption story for yourself. Just note that it won't be any more true on that website than it is on this or any other.