David Walliams: Paris Hilton's Newest Boy Boy

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According to a report, Paris Hilton is now "dating" (i.e. boning) British comedian David Walliams, having been on a “string of dates” with him in England.

"They have been friends for a while and met up a lot secretly when Paris was filming her TV show in London," reports the reputable News of the World.

Of Walliams and the non-dumb slut, "They’ve been speaking on the phone a lot and have so much in common. There’s real chemistry between them."

By chemistry, they mean David Walliams enjoys getting laid. We see these two lasting a long time by her standards. Maybe even a full couple of weeks.

Not France

David Walliams has entered the Hilton. [Photos: Fame Pictures]

This fella has actually been an unlikely, but successful ladies man over the past few years, dating pop star Natalie Imbruglia and glamor model Lauren Budd.

Paris’ turbulent love life history? Well, we know how that goes. With their similar track records, perhaps these two are really made for each other after all.

At least for the next 48 hours or so.

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Paris Hilton Biography

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Paris Hilton is a party host, bad actress, singer, model and painfully annoying skank based in Southern California. This former A-list... More »
New York, New York
Full Name
Paris Whitney Hilton

Paris Hilton Quotes

We want to stay together forever. I wouldn't do a Vegas [wedding]. I don't know where or when but I do want it to be romantic.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]

He's my best friend. He's just different from any guy that I've ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he'd be there for me, no matter what.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]