Tila Tequila is Absolutely Pathetic

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Tila Tequila has so much to learn from Speidi and Kim Kardashian.

In this day and age, it's perfectly simple - nay, encouraged! - for talentless celebrities to garner attention merely by making appearances at clubs and/or pretending to have a beef with NBC.

Tila, however, has not even mastered these simple steps to quasi fame and glory. The former Penthouse Pet knows of only two ways to make headlines:

  1. Take off her clothes;
  2. Come up with outright lies, such as claiming she is pregnant.

In the video below, Tequila resorts to her first love: stripping.

As she explains at the outset (following an introduction, french kiss of the camera and hyena-like laugh), Tila isn't getting nearly naked solely for attention. Of course not!

She's answering the "grind off" challenge set forth by random singer Spectacular, whose video we've posted after this article's jump.

For now, enjoy Tila simply being Tila, as she tries to extend this contest to other, actually talented celebs by staring into the camera and saying: Beyonce, Ciara, Lady Gaga... y'all bring it! (Editor's note: they won't.)

To what grind off is Tequilla referring?

A few weeks ago, Spectacular, who comprises one-quarter of the R&B Band Pretty Ricky, posted the following video.

In it, he talks trash to Chris Brown and Bow Wow, claiming that he's the grinding and bumping master!

Spectacular might wanna be careful directing any words toward Brown. That guy is likely to beat the living $hit out of anyone on the dance floor... or anywhere else, really.


Tila Tequila Biography

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Tila Tequila got famous via MySpace and used this fame pose for Playboy and Penthouse. She's also starred in the aptly named MTV reality... More »
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Tila Tequila

Tila Tequila Quotes

They are much hotter this time. Before season 1, I didn't know that I would be into the dikish kind of girls. I thought I was only into lipstick lesbians. But the show actually helped me open up and I realized that I do like the butchy girls a lot.

Tila Tequila [on season two contestants]

I think nerdy stuff is sexy. I like to watch the History Channel and learn about the universe, quantum physics and stuff like that.

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